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Mercédès Meyer said:
Doesn't have 2 named women in it
What I learned in this movie
The Normans were the worst villains ever. Literally every scene they appear in, at least one of them dies or gets maimed.
You can make a longbow by picking up any old stick and tying a string to both ends.
Berserkers were so bad-ass, they had to be kept locked in a wagon until it was time for them to fight. But they were Normans, so they still sucked in combat.
Turning your back to someone who’s trying to kill you and then waving your swords behind you is a really cool way to fight. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that.
If you’re going to kill your brother with his own knives, don’t leave those knives lying around where his young son can find them, swear vengeance against you, and carry them with him for a decade while he learns to be a kick-ass scowly warrior, even if you sell the kid into slavery. It will end badly for you.
The Normans were not smart enough to avoid charging into bonfires.
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What I learned in this movie
The Normans were the worst villains ever. Literally every scene they appear in, at least one of them dies or gets maimed.
You can make a longbow by picking up any old stick and tying a string to both ends.
Berserkers were so bad-ass, they had to be kept locked in a wagon until it was time for them to fight. But they were Normans, so they still sucked in combat.
Turning your back to someone who’s trying to kill you and then waving your swords behind you is a really cool way to fight. Nothing could possibly go wrong with that.
If you’re going to kill your brother with his own knives, don’t leave those knives lying around where his young son can find them, swear vengeance against you, and carry them with him for a decade while he learns to be a kick-ass scowly warrior, even if you sell the kid into slavery. It will end badly for you.
The Normans were not smart enough to avoid charging into bonfires.